Battles 1-5
Battle #1
The Pokémon Link-up
Location: LOCAL POKéMON GAME TOURNEMENT
Date: July 7, 2000
Color Code: Red/Narrator Aqua/Matt
Matt Matter vs. Shawn Meyer
MATT is playing his GAMEBOY!
Yep!
It's POKéMON BLUE!
No, it's Red!
BLUE!
Red!
BLUE!
Red!
MATT LOOKS at his CARTRIDGE!
Oh, you're right, it is Blue!
MATT has 4 BADGES!
MATT is entering a LOCAL POKéMON GAME TOURNEMENT!
I am?
YES!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!
Oh! I guess I am...
Since you're the Narrator, tell me who my first opponent is gonna be!
You're opponent will be SHAWN MEYER!
Oh no! He's a big fat POKéCHEATER!
He uses the MISSINGNO. TRICK!
POKéMON TOURNEMENT RULES AND RESTRICTIONS: There are no restrictions to who can enter the POKéMON TOURNEMENT! We will NOT check each cartridge to see if any CHEAT DEVICES or if the MISSINGNO. TRICK was used and saved, but if you cheated and it affects the outcome of a match, you shall be disqualified! Heed the warning!
Oh well...
Well, we must begin the match!
PLAYERS! LINK-UP!
MATT and SHAWN were LINKED!
MATT calls out BULBASAUR LV.15
SHAWN calls out MISSINGNO. LV.255
MISSINGNO. used SKY ATTACK!
WARNING, WARNING, WARNING! Both GAMEBOY screens look like...
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What the...?
SHAWN has been caught cheating!
SHAWN: Matt cheated! I would never cheat(lie)!
But I!!!
TOURNEMENT PRESIDENT used DISQUALIFY on MATT! MATT was DISQUALIFIED!
Ok... so what have we learned today? The moral is: MATT didn't cheat, so he LOST! In other words... CHEATERS ALWAYS WIN!
~LOSS for MATT MATTER~
Battle #2
QUEST FOR THE CRYSTALS
Location: DANNY'S HOUSE
Date: July 13, 2000
Color Code: Red/Narrator Aqua/Danny Green/Joe
Player = Danny Pemberton
NO BATTLE
DANNY is playing the SNES!
Ok, I better get going!
What should I do today? Maybe I should update Crystal Version Poke Battles? Nah...
Then what should I do...
I know, I'll call a friend!
DANNY DIALS 555-8321!
JOE used ANSWER on PHONE!
PHONE was ANSWERED!
Hello?
Hi, Joe... want to come over?
Sure... I'll be right over.
Don't forget to bring your Pokemon!
Ok, see ya!
PHONE: CLICK!
JOE went to DANNY'S house!
...but JOE couldn't find it!
POKéMAN appeared!
POKéMAN holds up a cord!
POKéMAN: For those of you who like peace and quiet, buy a Phoneless-CordŠ!
POKéMAN: Get yours now at www.PhonelessCord.com
POKéMAN: Only Ľ900 plus Ľ300 for shipping and handling!
POKéMAN disappeared!
That was weird!
I refuse to ask for directions!
JOE'S just like every other male... just like me! But I'm the NARRATOR, so I don't need directions!
Hey, who said that?
ME... the ALL-POWERFUL NARRATOR!
JOE is CONFUSED!
JOE hurt itself in the confusion!
JOE FAINTED!
EARTHQUAKE EVENT HAPPENED!
JOE fell in a crack in the ground!
Meanwhile at DANNY'S house...
I wonder where Joe is!
JOE is falling...
JOE STOPPED FALLING!
To be continued...
Battle #3
QUEST FOR THE CRYSTALS
Location: SPACE STATION
Date: July 13, 2000
Color Code: Red/Narrator Aqua/Danny Green/Joe
Player = Danny Pemberton
JOE is being taken into a CANNON!
JOE was SHOT out of the CANNON!
MYSTERIOUS FORCE used FULL REVIVE on JOE as he flew through the air!
JOE was FULLY REVIVED!
AGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
JOE hit a UPOFSJ(Unidentified piece of floating space junk)
UPOFSJ was RENAMED SPACE STATION!
Can't... breathe...
SOMEONE pulled JOE in the SPACE STATION!
JOE can breathe!
Whew!!! I thought my head was gonna pop!
Narrator, where am I?
You are on a SPACE STATION!
Can you teleport Danny here?
NARRATOR used TELEPORT on DANNY!
DANNY was TELEPORTED to SPACE STATION!
DANNY and JOE wonder where they are!
ENEMY DARKNARRATOR appeared! OH NO! I THOUGHT you were GONE forever!
New color introduced... Silver/Dark Narrator
NARRATOR, what am I doing here?
JOE asked me to TELEPORT you here.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ahhh... I have been meaning to see you for quite some time now DANNY!
What do you need me for?
Oh, no, no... you have me all wrong... it's not YOU I want, I want the CRYSTAL!
What crystal?
Don't joke around with me you fool! Just give it to me!
DANNY, he means the one in your ROCK and MINERAL COLLECTION! Don't GIVE IT to HIM!
What do you want my crystal for?
Of course, to get my 1 wish. When I get all the CRYSTALS then I can make my wish! Muhahahahaha! Now hand it over!
NARRATOR drops DANNY a FAKECRYSTAL!
^
/ \
/ 0 \
\ 1 /
\ /
V
Fine take it...
DANNY throws the FAKECRYSTAL to DARKNARRATOR!
Now I finally have a piece of the MEGACRYSTAL, wow and it's PIECE #01, too!
Now LEAVE, all of YOU!
~NO BATTLE~
Battle #4
Crystal 05
Location: THE ST.LOUIS ZOO
Date: July 14, 2000
Color Code: Red/Narrator Aqua/Todd
Player = Todd Ocend
TODD is at the ZOO!
Oh no! Not the Narrator!
I COMMAND you to go to the MONKEY HOUSE!
TODD is going to the MONKEY HOUSE!
Can't..... stop.... walking.... toward.... Monkey... House....
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
NARRATOR was RENAMED DARKNARRATOR!
New color introduced... Silver/Dark Narrator
TODD is in the MONKEY HOUSE.
AGHHHHH!!! THE SMELL!!!!
TODD FAINTED because of the SMELL!
I didn't fain... aghhh!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Maybe he has a crystal!
MYSTERIOUS FORCE used FULL REVIVE on TODD!
MONKEYTRAINER APPEARED! MONKEYTRAINER wants to FIGHT!
NARRATOR APPEARED!
Let's battle Monkey Trainer!
Get out of here DARKNARRATOR!
I was here first!
DARKNARRATOR DISAPPEARED!
You can't do that!!!
I just did!
Now you can battle the MONKEYTRAINER!
I call out, RandomPoké!
TODD CALLED out MAGIKARP!
TODD falls to the ground!
AGHHHH!!!!
MONKEYTRAINER called out MANKEY!
MAGIKARP, use... RANDOMATTACK!
MAGIKARP used METRONOME!
Huh?
Huh? This must be... THE LEGENDARY MAGIKARP!
Well now... MAGIKARP used HYPERBEAM!
MANKEY FAINTED!
MONKEYTRAINER sent out MANKEY!
MAGIKARP, use RANDOMATTACK!
MAGIKARP used GROWL!
MANKEY FAINTED!
WHOA!!!
MONKEYTRAINER sent out PRIMEAPE!
MAGIKARP, use RANDOMATTACK!
MAGIKARP used SPLASH!
PRIMEAPE FAINTED!
TODD WINS!
MONKEYTRAINER had CRYSTAL05!
TODD got CRYSTAL05!
~WIN FOR TODD OCEND~
Battle #5
AlaKadAbra vs. Legendary Magikarp
Location: China
Date: July 17, 2000
Color Code: Red/Narrator Aqua/Todd Ocend
TODD went from ST.LOUIS ZOO to CHINA!
Does China have any KFC restaurants?
No!
Why not?
Well, in CHINESE, the KFC SLOGAN "finger-lickin' good" COMES OUT as "Eat your fingers off." So you won't find any around here.
Oh... that sounds bad.
DARKNARRATOR APPEARED!
New color introduced: Silver/Dark Narrator
AGHHH!!!
Mwahahahahahahaha!
TODD FAINTED!
DARKNARRATOR took CRYSTAL05!
MYSTERIOUS FORCE used FULL REVIVE on TODD!
TODD was fully healed!
MYSTERIOUS FORCE used SEAL POWERS on DARKNARRATOR!
DARKNARRATOR starts HONKING like a SEEL!
HONK! HONK! HONK!
DARKNARRATOR HONK! is NORMAL!
MYSTERIOUS FORCE took CRYSTAL05 and gave it to TODD!
DARKNARRATOR wants to BATTLE!
DARKNARRATOR SENT out...
To be continued...
~No Battle~
On to battles 6-10!
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